Warren's Five (plus two) Most Fun Past Journal Entries

Thirty Eight
Warren's wedding
Warren does an Ultimate Survey
Hume Improvement
A Small Tail Tale
Peaceful Postal Protest
An Amusing Top Five List


My Amazon Wish List
Buy me stuff!


Virii Watch

Pete's Ancient and rarely updated
D-land Journal


The clock is ticking!

Journal Entry entered: 2002-09-10 - 6:39 a.m.

So, i had the interesting experience of a bachelor party Sunday. Overall I had a very good time. Anytime I can get together with a bunch of my friends and we can just sit around and chat, I'm happy. I love just shooting the breeze with my friends: catching up, watching and discussing the game (the Packers squeaked out a victory over the Falcons in overtime play), politics, work, the state of monkeys in general. Just a very good time.

It was a bachelor party, so of course, they had hired a stripper. I don't have much to say about that... I'm not a person who enjoys strip clubs or anything remotely similar. I'm not a prude, I just don't get into such things. But, at a bachelor party a stripper's main goal is to make the bachelor feel awkward and silly in front of all his chums, and...well, yeah... she succeeded in that.

Thanks to Cu, for setting things up and hosting the party at his place (and thanks to his wife, Nikki, for letting us have the party in her home!) Also, thanks to all the guys who came and made it such a nice afternoon: Eric, Jimbo, Wookiee, Vince, Brook, Torii, Rico, and Junior. I hope you guys had as much fun as I did.


Well, we're getting down to the wire here... Today is Tuesday the 10th, in 4 days it'll be the morning of my wedding. Everyone has been asking if I'm getting nervous. I think that sort of depends upon what sort of nervous you mean.

Nervous about getting married? No. No doubts there.
Nervous about the wedding going off without too many snags? Oh yeah. Not only am I a firm believer in Murphy's Law, but I recently found a list in that very rare biography: Murphy-Just Another Whups!. In one of the appedices are lists of his laws and also one more list: Murphy's Shit List. Yeah, my name is there... bold faced, italicized, all capital letters, andwith several asterisks after it.

Paranoid? Me? Where did you ever get that idea?

Well, I guess that's it for now. I got stuff to do and a lab to run. Maybe I'll put in more today. Maybe I'll reflect on 9/11 tomorrow. Maybe not. Everyone will be doing that and I don't know that I have anything meaningful to say about it. I'm certainly not going to participate in one of the public displays of memorium or grief or whatever one wants to call them. Public displays like that tend to irk me - the sponsors tend to be self-serving and the participants tend to just want to be part of the crowd. Shepherds leading sheep.

Anyway. Chat atcha soon.


Previous journal entry | Next journal entry

Three years! - 2010-04-27

School choices... - 2007-10-03

Virginia Johnson - 2007-09-05

Tau Trivia update! - 2006-12-15

Been a while, now vote! - 2006-10-03



Aww, isn't he cute? Move the mouse around him and he just might play with it!
adopt your own virtual pet!

Take my Readings Survey


Download AIMAIM RemoteSend me an Instant MessageSend me an EmailAdd Remote to Your Page
Download AOL Instant Messenger

about me - read my profile! read other DiaryLand diaries! recommend my diary to a friend! Get your own fun + free diary at DiaryLand.com!



Warren's list of words that monkeys use to annoy him by misspelling, misusing, or mispronouncing them (the list will most assuredly grow)

Misspellings
  • COMING (typically mispelled "comming")
  • TONGUE (typically mispelled "tounge")
Confused spellings
  • HERE vs. HEAR (the former is a place word; the latter is what you do when a sound hits your ear)
  • IT'S vs. ITS (the former is a contracted form of IT IS; the latter is a possessive form of the impersonal pronoun IT)
  • LOSING vs. LOOSING (the former is what you are doing if you are not winning; the latter is what you are doing when you let the lions out of the lion pen at the zoo, you are "loosing them" or "setting them loose").
  • POUR vs. PORE vs. POOR (the first is what you do to get milk from the carton into the glass; the second is a small opening in a surface, such as those in your skin that sweat comes out of (... don't write poetry if you don't know your English, you just look sad). The third, a state of having little or no money, is rarely confused with the other two).
  • ROGUE vs. ROUGE (The former is a person who might also be described as a rascal, scoundrel or cad; the latter is make-up that one uses to add a bit of a blush to one's cheeks.)
  • THEY'RE vs. THEIR vs. THERE (the first is a contraction of THEY ARE; the next is a possessive form of THEY; the last denotes place or location)
  • TO vs. TOO vs. TWO (the first is a function word indicating movement, direction, proximity, intention, addition: "I'm going to the store" or "Add this to the pile" or "How close is the house to the road"; the second one sort of adds quantity, often of the excessive sort, to a concept: "Too many reptiles" or "I'm coming, too"; the last represents the number 2.)
  • WHERE vs. WEAR vs. -WARE vs. WERE- (the first references place or location; the second is either a verb, noun, or suffix relating to clothing or other adornments [example: wearing footwear] OR a noun or verb relating to the effect of exposure or useage or corrosion [wear and tear]; the third is a suffix that indicates that something is a class of some sort [hardware, software, flatware, wetware]; the fourth is a prefix used to attach the disease of Lycanthropy to a person or animal, i.e: werewolf, wererat, weretiger. Finally, although pronounced differently, "WERE" is also a past tense of are or to be.)
  • YOU'RE vs. YOUR vs. YORE (the former is a contraction of YOU ARE, the middle is a possessive form of YOU, and the latter is a reference to another, undefined era in the past: "Days of yore.)
Mispronunciations
  • ASK [ask'] ("axe" is something used for chopping wood or the action of chopping something with an axe).
  • CAN [kahn] (it should not be pronounced as [kehn]). Thanks, Ken.
  • CAVALRY [kah'-val-ree] ("Calvary" is a mountain that is prominant {pun intended} in the Bible, not a military unit that rides on horses... or these days on tanks and Hum-Vees).
  • DONDER [don'-der] ("Donner" was the name of a party of travellers that got stuck in the mountains and ate each other, not the name of one of Santa's eight little reindeer).
  • ESCAPE [es-kayp'] ("excape" simply sounds dumb).
  • ESPRESSO [es-pres'-oh] (it is NOT "eXpresso," pinheads. Thanks, Mischief.
  • HUNDRED [hun'-dred] (it's not "hun'-erd" nor "hun'-red"). Thanks, Rachel.
  • INSURANCE [in-sure'-ense] (it is NOT "in'-sure-ense"! In English, the second to last syllable is the one that gets the emphasis except when asking a question, when the LAST syllable is accented... never the third to last!!!)
  • JEWELRY [jew'-el-ree] (it's not "joo-lah-ree" or "joo-luh-ree", stoner!) Thanks, again Rachel.
  • LIBRARY [lie-brayr'-ee] (there's no such thing as a "lie-berry", people!)
  • NUCLEAR [new-klee'-er] ("nuke-yuh-ler" is incorrect, Homer! Same goes for you, Dubya!!!)
  • OFTEN [aw'-fen] (the pretentious will insist on saying "awf'-Ten" but that is an archaic form and no more appropriate than saying "thee" and "thou" in colloquial English)
  • RIPON [rih'-pin] (so very many people pronounce this "rih-pon' " or "ripe'-on" that it gets on the nerves of anyone who has ever lived or gone to school there! Thanks Rachel K.
  • VIOLA [vi-o'-la] (the musical instrument is pronounced "vee-ola" but the flower and the woman's name is pronounced with an "eye", not an "ee")Thanks, Viola.