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Journal Entry entered: 2001-02-18 - 22:27:06

Well now! I could talk about the lovely week that I had, ut I shan't. In part because that is all that really needs to be said: I had a lovely week and spent the vast majority of it with my loved one.

However, the main reason I shall not talk about it is because someone has actually taken an interest in hearing what life "out there" is like!

Now, I have a previous entry that briefly describes the world of my birth and youth. What else to say on the topic? Hmmm...

I suppose I could go nuts and describe all manner of things that i would see as trivialities but might interest you.

The cities in which we live have not got the traffic congestion that the monkey villages have. Whether one is in the Undercity or Surface Side or one is rich enough to dwell in The Depths, personal transport is virtually non-existant.

Being a primarily water world, land vehicles have little utility. To get from city to city we travel by air, by ship, or by underwater transport (depending upon departure point, destination, and how wealthy one is). Obviously the cities that lie on the ocean bottoms, known collectively as The Depths, are harder to get into and out of, but they are also safer from storms and far more stable, so they tend to be the dwelling places of the wealthier of our people.

The cities that float at the oceans' surfaces are usually bigger and more impressive than those on the ocean floors (not being constrained by geography in any way), but are at the mercy of the storms and tides that often ravage our world. One would think that the open air of the parts of the cities that were above water would be the most expensive and in-demand places to live, but it is not so. Those who can't quite afford to live in The Depths still wish to emulate such a lifestyle and so will live in the deep seascrapers of the surface cities, the Undercities.

I grew up in one of these floating cities. My family was not wealthy, I grew up with a full view of the skies and the infinities beyond in a starscraper in the city of T'sidderänd. I personally never found the seas all that wonderful, instead looking to the skies and the stars beyond for my future.

But you're here to hear about the world, not me. The cities are lovely, starscrapers reaching two miles into the sky and seascrapers reaching nearly as far down under the ocean. Like icebergs, the cities were much larger underwater than above. The Surface Sides have transit ports, star ports, trade centers, utilities, and other facilities required to keep the cities afloat and livable.

Since Surface Sides are the only areas where star ships land or send shuttles, they are often replete with visiting lifeforms from throughout the Economicon (the Economic Union of over 1000 advanced worlds [a small fraction of the known inhabited worlds] that functions as the inter-world trade government and mutual defense organization). Few aliens are seen in the Undercities and only heads of state or the wealthiest offworlders are ever allowed into The Depths. For that matter, few of the natives from the Surface Sides ever see The Depths themeselves, I certainly never have.

In truth, our species is rather dichotomized. The ocean dwelling Khorwhynnians tend to be very xenophobic and insular, preferring to have little to no outside contact. In contrast, those of us born and raised on the surface embrace all that lies beyond our atmosphere and seldom do we look to the seas.

One can hardly begin to imagine the daily variety of life one is exposed to in a star port city amongst so many different species and cultures from nearly countless, far flung worlds. The monkeys have managed something of a shade of it with their aud/vid entertainments such as Star Wars and Babylon 5, but their concepts are limited by their own experience and thus they restrict themselves to primarily quadrapedal hominid-like creatures. They are getting more creative, but they have a long way to go.

Well, anyway, Khorwhynn is hardly a mecca... too many of our people are too xenophobic for the world to be attractive to many offworlders. We have a decent tourist trade (you should see the water skiing tricks a Dyffinian Bardi can do [a pentapedal marsupial-like creature]! Our major export is technology. We are, however, on one of the main shipping lanes between the heart of the Economicon and the farm and mining worlds to spinward.

It is a lovely world, though, and the skyscape, with Khorwhynn and its rings filling half the sky and its other moons forming a sparkling, ever changing daisy chain toward each horizon. Simply astounding.

However, that is not to say that your own world is without charms. Your nights are dark and filled with stars, with the spartan simplicity of a single moon. Quite lovely in its own way.

Hmm... I'm becoming nostalgic for home, I think I shall close now and let you digest all of that. Any other questions? Please, let me know!


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Warren's list of words that monkeys use to annoy him by misspelling, misusing, or mispronouncing them (the list will most assuredly grow)

Misspellings
  • COMING (typically mispelled "comming")
  • TONGUE (typically mispelled "tounge")
Confused spellings
  • HERE vs. HEAR (the former is a place word; the latter is what you do when a sound hits your ear)
  • IT'S vs. ITS (the former is a contracted form of IT IS; the latter is a possessive form of the impersonal pronoun IT)
  • LOSING vs. LOOSING (the former is what you are doing if you are not winning; the latter is what you are doing when you let the lions out of the lion pen at the zoo, you are "loosing them" or "setting them loose").
  • POUR vs. PORE vs. POOR (the first is what you do to get milk from the carton into the glass; the second is a small opening in a surface, such as those in your skin that sweat comes out of (... don't write poetry if you don't know your English, you just look sad). The third, a state of having little or no money, is rarely confused with the other two).
  • ROGUE vs. ROUGE (The former is a person who might also be described as a rascal, scoundrel or cad; the latter is make-up that one uses to add a bit of a blush to one's cheeks.)
  • THEY'RE vs. THEIR vs. THERE (the first is a contraction of THEY ARE; the next is a possessive form of THEY; the last denotes place or location)
  • TO vs. TOO vs. TWO (the first is a function word indicating movement, direction, proximity, intention, addition: "I'm going to the store" or "Add this to the pile" or "How close is the house to the road"; the second one sort of adds quantity, often of the excessive sort, to a concept: "Too many reptiles" or "I'm coming, too"; the last represents the number 2.)
  • WHERE vs. WEAR vs. -WARE vs. WERE- (the first references place or location; the second is either a verb, noun, or suffix relating to clothing or other adornments [example: wearing footwear] OR a noun or verb relating to the effect of exposure or useage or corrosion [wear and tear]; the third is a suffix that indicates that something is a class of some sort [hardware, software, flatware, wetware]; the fourth is a prefix used to attach the disease of Lycanthropy to a person or animal, i.e: werewolf, wererat, weretiger. Finally, although pronounced differently, "WERE" is also a past tense of are or to be.)
  • YOU'RE vs. YOUR vs. YORE (the former is a contraction of YOU ARE, the middle is a possessive form of YOU, and the latter is a reference to another, undefined era in the past: "Days of yore.)
Mispronunciations
  • ASK [ask'] ("axe" is something used for chopping wood or the action of chopping something with an axe).
  • CAN [kahn] (it should not be pronounced as [kehn]). Thanks, Ken.
  • CAVALRY [kah'-val-ree] ("Calvary" is a mountain that is prominant {pun intended} in the Bible, not a military unit that rides on horses... or these days on tanks and Hum-Vees).
  • DONDER [don'-der] ("Donner" was the name of a party of travellers that got stuck in the mountains and ate each other, not the name of one of Santa's eight little reindeer).
  • ESCAPE [es-kayp'] ("excape" simply sounds dumb).
  • ESPRESSO [es-pres'-oh] (it is NOT "eXpresso," pinheads. Thanks, Mischief.
  • HUNDRED [hun'-dred] (it's not "hun'-erd" nor "hun'-red"). Thanks, Rachel.
  • INSURANCE [in-sure'-ense] (it is NOT "in'-sure-ense"! In English, the second to last syllable is the one that gets the emphasis except when asking a question, when the LAST syllable is accented... never the third to last!!!)
  • JEWELRY [jew'-el-ree] (it's not "joo-lah-ree" or "joo-luh-ree", stoner!) Thanks, again Rachel.
  • LIBRARY [lie-brayr'-ee] (there's no such thing as a "lie-berry", people!)
  • NUCLEAR [new-klee'-er] ("nuke-yuh-ler" is incorrect, Homer! Same goes for you, Dubya!!!)
  • OFTEN [aw'-fen] (the pretentious will insist on saying "awf'-Ten" but that is an archaic form and no more appropriate than saying "thee" and "thou" in colloquial English)
  • RIPON [rih'-pin] (so very many people pronounce this "rih-pon' " or "ripe'-on" that it gets on the nerves of anyone who has ever lived or gone to school there! Thanks Rachel K.
  • VIOLA [vi-o'-la] (the musical instrument is pronounced "vee-ola" but the flower and the woman's name is pronounced with an "eye", not an "ee")Thanks, Viola.